Are you fuckin kidding me?

                                Are you fuckin kidding me? 


 He could tell  just by a glance, that she has never ridden a bike in her life.
Or she is completely inexperienced in this field.


But, she didn’t even ask for help from him or Zunaid.
So, he decided to follow his initial plan;to follow her and watch her each and every moment.


Finally , after what seems like an eternity, Saheeda manages to balance the bike and her body in the road, and then,after that, a certain rash driver, decided to get her fill of thrill, so she accelerated the speed beyond 100+ kms/hr.
 


While Kai, who was following her in a car, couldn’t help but smack his forehead;after watching a certain little child experimenting with his Lovely Bike.
 


Finally after driving for more than 20 minutes; she reached her designation which is ….
Malabar Bar.


She took her [ Kai’s bike] to the parking lot.
After switching off the engine, she started observing her surrounding environment.


She started searching for her target ; Red -yellow coloured dragon tattoo people.
She enters the premises,just like any smart, sassy, savage biker. Then she directly made her way to the counter, where she ordered ‘Red Wine’. 


( Well Agent K is banned from drinking, driving and many other things… and there are reasons … great reasons behind it.
Which will be revealed soon.)


Kai didn’t enter The Bar, but he correspondingly went to the half constructed building , which was next to the bar and gave a perfect view… of everything that happens in the bar.


And since he was dressed in a complete black suit as if attending a funeral.
So,it camouflaged well with the darkness of the building.


K… was just pretending to sip..
She didn’t even touch a single drop of wine. Well, she didn’t want to create a disaster. At least, not in the absence of her senior.


As she hates the written 100 paged report, that needed to be submitted, handwritten; in case anything happens.
By the person-in-charge , which currently was she, herself.


And she would rather die, then make that report.


So, tonight’s agenda is : “Information with least damage.


Firstly, Kai thought she might have sneaked out of the house to have some fun outside, but when he watched her not even taking a single sip… which she definitely was doing in the most professional manner… that only a highest level expert like him..
can find the difference .


He could guess that, she is up to something… but what exactly..
So , he decided to wait.


They both keep on waiting… one for her target … another for her to make a move…


And finally after wasting an hour there, their wait comes to halt.
As finally few black cars stopped in front of the Bar. 

And there they were, men with dragon tattoos, which was clearly visible through their half sleeved, t-shirt ; which was also displaying  their muscles. 


There were 20 men with the same tattoo.
And she knows that for the very first time.. This  week.. She has finally found something useful.

Kai, also take into consideration her new finding, like her actions.. her reactions… everything was so subtle; that even the professionals can't even find the changes.


But, since she was under his supervision..
And he was watching all those very subtle… very little movements.. Which actually were non-existent in front of normal people. Only because of that, he found out that.. she is here for them.


He had many questions,but he decided to observe from the dark.


Saheeda, just keep on putting track on those men.
As she had given them numbers. But, when Saheeda is included. Even God doesn’t want the things to go so smoothly. And as expected, a bunch of middle aged, fatty, half bald, old hags; approach her.


“Hey sweetie.
” one of them started.


“Yo oldie.
” she replied back with that unruly, wild and lazy attitude of Biker.


And Kai, who thought she might need help, ended up shaking his head… while sighing internally.

This girl is really “The Typical Femme Fatale”, who can bring down the countries; just like that.


And as expected, the person who wanted to have a conversation with her; cringed at her way of addressing.
But, he continued anyway.


“Little girl, out of the house… at this time … for fun.
” He gave her a little hint. And his fellow members smiled too.


“Naah, out for hunt.
Oldie. Anyways, none of ya business.” 


And just like that, she shut that person’s mouth.


“Do you know, to whom you have just offended?
He is one of the top 10 businessmen of the country. Hurry and apologize, girl. Or else, you might be in grave danger.


Infact, you should feel honoured.
That he took a liking on you, you little bitch. Hurry up ,apologize and please him properly.” Another fella chimed in.


“Ho..
No. She is just a little girl. No need to apologize, sweetie. I like yer attitude.” The oldie tried to act like a middleman in between them.While trying to gain her trust.


She just simply stared at them and rolled her eyes on their face.
Without saying a thing.


“ You… you little wench.
You cheap slut. How.. How dare you… You are only refusing a toast only to drink forfeit. Don’t tell me, I didn’t warn you.” The second person said in a clearly angry voice.


While, she just treats them as air.
Which brings a smile on Kai’s face… So, even this girl knows how to treat others as air… hmmmm. Interesting.


He wasn’t worried about her.
As for the reason , he himself doesn’t know. But, he liked her never bending , wild, unruly, sassy, savage, lazy, bitchy attitude.. More than her peacemaker attitude at home, or  her childish, naive, innocent attitude with him.


After seeing that, they didn’t even caught a bit of her attention.
They felt more angry. And so they decided to remove their gentleman facade.. and shows their lecherous, creepy ,pervert nature.


“You know, I tried my best to not commit a grave sin,at least not tonight.
But ,Punishment cravers do not understand  soft talks. So, it definitely won’t be my fault, right.” Saheeda, who was completely treating them as air, suddenly said.


And before they could even register her word… she took the glass of wine and gulp it down… ‘Well, she definitely was itching to fight.
And these ignorant fools gave her the reason.’ 


Then , she simply stares at the bartender’ s direction, while pointing to various alcohol bottles.
On the other hand, she placed her “Diamond Card” on the counter.


Since, the bartender had seen the gold , silver and platinum cards before.
He  could  tell that, she has to be very very very rich.. To place this very card on the table.


As just 5 people in this entire world possess this legendary card.
Even the people, who were boasting and flattering their Boss moments earlier… stared at the card.. dumbfoundedly.


“Ha!
It must be fake. Little girl , if you don’t have money, then tell me , I can pay for ya .. But why getting insulted like this , here.You can’t pull a prank like this here.


But then the “Ding” sound resounded in the bar, which means the transaction has been completed;while it proves the authenticity of the card too.


“Ha!
She must have stolen it from somewhere.” One of them said.But, they all know … it’s entirely impossible to steal this card.Since, it’s owner definitely won’t be a normal fellow.


Which means , this girl or her background is a little dangerous.
And while they were contemplating … or trying to blame her for anything or something.


They heard another ‘Ting’ sound.
And under the stare of many pairs of eyes, she brought her mobile phone… which definitely was one of the oldest phones “the Nokia 1100.” But, the notification in it shocked them more than the mobile model  itself.


As the notification clearly states that, the transaction from her diamond card to Malabar Bar has taken place.

And the sender of the message was none other than “ The Managing Director of Legendary; The  World Bank”. 


And as expected, the entire bunch disappeared in thin air; after watching that.
If the owner of this bank , would have been someone else, 


then there still was some hope left for them to salvage the situation.
But, they actually offended the owner of The Diamond Card directly.They know they are done for.


While a certain child , who was itching for a fight, felt a little disappointed.
‘ Heck! Why on the earth she has to be so ill- fated. Here she was itching for fight, and these fellas actually ditched her like this.’ And she sighed , as if expressing her sadness and depression on the departure of these people.


Kai , who watched her acting like the owner of The Entire World; couldn’t help but sigh again.
If she is this rich; then why on the earth she demands money from him for anything to everything.


Whether it’s groceries, daily necessities, street food, any dish, any food item or food  place, anything pleasing to eye… whether that is of use or not.


If she is rich , then why on the earth , she calls him, her Money Bank.
Although, he didn’t focus on the fact… the most important one… which is… whenever she likes something, or wants to buy or taste something, he just gives in to her.


So, whenever she extends her hand , he just gives her his wallet.
And, since he never said a word about it. He ended up becoming her Money Bag.And, within a few days, he actually became habitual to her money lending and his money spending nature. 


And now, he wants to know ; why?
 

Like why on the earth… A rich Trillionaire like her, wants him to spend his money on her. 


Firstly , he used to think that she might be a poor fella.
So , he didn’t say anything and let her feel happy in her little-little things . 


But, now it was little way too much ; like she was using his bike, his money and god knows what else.


As for a certain person , who was getting cursed by Kai, return the drinks back and tell the specific bartender to return back the money.
 


The bar-tender gave her a confused look, but she wasn’t planning to give any explanation, anyways.
And as expected, the bartender sighed… return back, all the money. Charged her for the glass of wine.

He didn’t know what to do or say. So , he just smiled. 


“ Wow, such a cute smile.
” she commented with a childish cuteness , while squeezing the bartender's cheeks tightly.


Well, she was already drunk , by just a single glass of wine.
And the bartender gets his explanation. While, Kai felt like a headache creeping in. How could she,as an agent, get drunk so easily? Are you fuckin kidding me? 


A/n: Hope you all have been doing well.

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       Happy Birthday Taehyungssi.
Wish you many many many happy returns of the day.

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