"Hasn't anyone ever taught you the meaning of a girls night?" I watch Alice glare at my best friend bitterly, tapping her feet on the freshly polished floors repeatedly. Annoyance  evident in her current reaction. "It means no guys! Get it? No ugly ass teenage boys and definitely no uninvited Kyle Lorenzo!"

The expression on Kyle's face is one of pure amusement. His brows are lifted up a little and one side of his face twitches up a tinny smirk as he chews on his buttom lip.

"I can't say i really give a shit Ali but I'm quite offended you would call me of all people ugly" he makes funny gestures with his fingers and rolls his eyes at the mention of the last word. " You should know, there are a lot of ladies out there that could die for just a little piece of this man meat." He pointed both thumbs at himself and winked. I really try not to act as childish as he is... But I just can't help the eye roll that escapes me.

They have been going back at it for a couple minutes now. The constant argument between Alice and Kyle about wether or not I would be leaving my girls to go dance yakuba with my half English best friend.

Not that there would really be any yakuba dancing...

You know what? On second thought that could be considered a possibility...

Although it is actually fun to watch but seriously I am getting tired of it.

But you see, there is always an upside to having to endure Kyle's stupid ego especially when being faced with miss sassy and hot tempered Alice. He always comes prepared. And by prepared i mean he makes sure I have the best of the show and brings my favorite person along without me ever even having to ask.

I look down at the pack of gummy bears in my hand and smile, tearing the second pack open while piling a fist full of it into my mouth.

I take a seat by the love seat at the corner of Ali's massive bedroom and cross my legs, slowly munching on my jellys as I watch Alice and Kyle bicker about.

"Oh please!" Alice flipps her platinum hair behind her shoulders and does a pose like she's just stopped for a flip on the run way with a pout on her lips and a hand on her hips with the other hanging zit in the air. "Spare me the arrogance kyle and get the fuck out!"

His smirk only grows wider " I'm afraid i won't be doing that beautiful.." his eyes trail to her red caked pouted lips and lower down to the pink sports bra she had on exposing a huge amount of pale cleavage. He lifts a brow, "did your boobs grow bigger? Or is it just my eyes?"

With that, Alice smacked him right across the head which resulted into a giggling me at the aftermath of the way kyle tumbles and falls square on the ground considering he was dumb enough not to see it coming.

He groans, "I thought girls weren't supposed to be violent?"

"Well sorry for the disappointment english boy...now shuu, I have my exterminator on his way already. Wouldn't want any pests ruining my night." She smiled sweetly at him as she looked down on his figure still on the ground like an ant at the bottom of her 300 dollar 5inch heal.

Kyle sighs, the smile still on his face. "You don't give up do you?"

"You're the dumbest motherfucker I've probably ever met if you're just realising that."

" Oh come on Ali!" He whines, pulling himself up to his feet and standing a few inches taller than her "she can make it up to you some other time..."

"Excuse me?" I interrupt. " Don't you drag me into this mister!"

He looks at me like I just said something very stupid, "you've already been in it from the very moment i drove into the building."

I roll my eyes again and throw myself back on the backrest of the chair, comfortably glunching on my bears.

"One condition" Alice states. A cunning smile drawn on her lips as she plays with her fake attached nails.

"What's that?" Kyle sounds bored like he's expecting her to just clam him up.

"I'm coming with."

My brows go a few inches up and so does Kyle's. She looks up, meeting our surprised faces. "What? Did you really think I was going to stay home alone and whine all night to myself about how boring my sex life has been the whole week?" She huffs, walking into her closet, but not before turning back mid way with a finger up and a shivering twinckle in her eyes. "And oh! I'm picking where we're going too!"

Kyle grints his teeth together as she disappears between the walls of her closet while I just watch in amusement.

"Oh you have it wrong darling!" Kyle yells.

"No I think I know exactly what I'm saying! Scratch that, I know exactly what I'm saying!"

Kyle's eyes narrow into slits and if Ali was actually standing in front of him, he'd be throwing daggers at her with the intensity of his gaze.

"Hasn't anyone ever taught you the meaning of bestie time!" He yells back throwing her own words at her.

" Oh I do english boy!" She suddenly steps out of her closet with a bunch of hangers in her hands. "Chill out kyle, all you have to do is pretend to like me for a couple of hours, besides you won't really be seeing much of me." She waves him off with her hands.

His eyes soften and he lets out a sigh. "It's not like that."

"Good" she took a good look at him, gazing him up from top to bottom and as if satisfied with his appearance, turns away from him and then to me to which she scrunched her nose up and threw one of the hangers at me. "Put this on."

I look down at the black mini body hug spandex dress in my hands and cringe. "Why should I put this on?"

"Because we aren't going out with you looking like that!" I roll my eyes.

" I'm not wearing this."

" It's okay, I've never worn them before, and I know you're a little ticker than I am, but you don't have to worry they'll fit perfectly."

" I'm not worried about that. The dress is way too short."

Alice scoffs, giving me that look she usually gives me whenever I say something similarly related to that concerning clothes. It's not the first time we're having this type of conversation and it probably won't be the last.

"What's wrong with what she's wearing?" Kyle asks the question on my mind.

" Nothing remotely, it just won't blend with where we're going."

I look at her with a lifted brow and my arms crossed. " Where are we going?"

A mischievous smile slowly creeps up her lips as she cat walks to the door and turns back dramatically with pure mischief in her eyes. "Clubbing bitches!"