"Jack, are you married?"
"Not yet, Quentina. No wife, no girlfriend."
"C...Can you pretend to be my boyfriend? I can pay you..."
"Are you sure you want me to be your fake boyfriend? What if your mother asks me to marry you?"
"No, she won't do that if I bring home a boyfriend. I promise."
"Hmm. Maybe we can do that in one go."
"Do you mean fake marriage? My mom won't buy that unless we show her the marriage certificate."
"No, I mean let's get married, for real."